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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

i’ll fight you for it.

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sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

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wimpytav:

stop-turning-into-a-penguin:

krikorjabotian:

me in chemistry class

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 unstable and not fully understood yet.

i’M IN MY

eLEMENT

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The "Go Fuck Yourself" Song

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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incognito. the evil godfather icon of the browser world. 

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sup-london:

whenever you try to fall asleep during hot summer nights

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is that seth?

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fandomodyssey:

sandorandthehounds:

byronpunk:

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scottiemcchottie:

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

just a few favorite tags

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just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends

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installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made

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This is amazing

i’m dying

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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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babyferaligator:

no mom you’re grounded

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